From this page, you can send attacks to a central location, that any of the card writers can access. Please keep the following in mind when you are submitting attacks.

  • You are not permitted to put words into anyone's mouth, other than your own. Same goes for actions, unless simple actions, or reasonable given the situation. Writers will determine what is reasonable or not. If you have permission from the person being attacked, specify this in the email, and have the other handler send in his permission as well.
  • Any out of the ordinary angles involving any of the title belts must be cleared with CEO Beacom beforehand. These include, but are not limited to: Title for title, destroying/stealing a belt, inventing new belts, having a title held up.
  • You can not dictate how your attack will affect the outcome of a match.
  • Not all attacks will be used. If there is a large amount of attacks, your attack might get cut. Nothing personal.
  • Please include all HTML in your attacks. It is much easier for the writers to insert attacks when they are written this way, as opposed to having to code it themselves.
  • Spell check, spell check, spell check. Run this, and double check it. It is a fairly simple and painless thing to do. If you do not do this, writers have the right to refuse any attack that is loaded with these kinds of errors.
  • It is your responsibility to come up with the whole attack. Don't send something to the writers saying who you want to attack, and then ask them to come up with something.
  • Flush it out. An attack that consists of something like "I'm going to jump [X] and then beat his ass up" is horribly unimaginative and will not be used.
  • Do not insert commentary for your attacks unless directed so by the writers.
  • Do not send in any attacks that contain the following: guns, edged weapons, rape, murder, or anything that breaks the laws of common sense.
  • If the attack needs to take place at a certain place in the card, specify that in the email. Otherwise, the writers will place them wherever they see fit. But be advised, just because a spot is requested, does not guarantee that placement. Writers will do the best they can to get in where it is desired.
  • Any involvement of authority/Front Office types must be cleared ahead of time.
  • Attacks for Frenzy must be in no later than 9:00 PM EST Wednesday, and PPV attacks must be in no later that Friday.

You can send the attack via email to the writers at the following addresses: frenzy@u-w-l.com. Please send your PPV attacks to this address as well.